Great Band Names

Well, everyone, I am currently bored, depressed, and lacking in energy, so rather than try to put together something that has relevance to anything in the real world, or anything in the artificial worlds that we pretend are real and have, in many ways, as supergoober says, more knowledge of then the real world, I'm just going to try and cheer myself by coming up with good death metal band names, and maybe title tracks as well. Then I'll put together a list of punk names (as we all know, there is a great deal of difference between punk and death metal). Then, if I'm feeling up to it I may come up with some names for pretentious pseudo-political metal/rock/punk bands. So here goes, perhaps it will amuse you as well.

Death Metal Names:
Prolapsed Rectum by Chainsaw Hemorrhoid
Hellspawn and His Minions with their hit track Spawn of Evil, Love of My Life
Nuclear Enema with their unmatched styling in Sloughing Foreskin
My Soul Is a Black Pit of Hatred in the Unrelenting Torment of Satan by The Merry Men of Manslaugther
Death is Life by Flogged with Entrails
Kill Everyone with their chart-topper Especially You, Especially Me
The Devil Is a Pussy
Chainsaw Codpiece
Hemorrhagic Fever and the Exploding Sores
Scissor Lips with their first hit Bloody Kisses
Back Alley Abortion and the Dead Fetuses


Punk Bands:
The Flaming Eyelids
Let It Burn
Unwilling Participants
AntiHuman
We're Already Dead
Suicidal Nature
Social Retards
Hang the Proletariat (this could be on the other list, there is a lot of crossover between punk and pseudo political bands)


pretentious pseudo-political metal/rock/punk bands:
The Animal Lefts
Bomb the H-Bomb by The Right Left
Tear It Down, Build It Up by the Urban Interlopers
Poor Little Rich Girl with their monster hit Middle Class Martyr
Special Guest with the chart-busting hit Also Appearing

and of course ...

Rage Against the Machine

:P

Well, looking back on it, they weren't that funny or that clever, so you probably shouldn't bother reading this, and if you have made it this far, you deserve some kind of reward, but you're not going to get it, stop expecting so much.

Well now that I think about it, you will get the ultimate reward - that is me ceasing to write this drivel (for now) and you ceasing to feel compelled to get to the end of it.






But it's never that simple is it. The last thing (really) is that I am going to try writing another story tomorrow. I think I am going to call it "The Hospital", and I am not sure how long it may be. I've got a number of different ideas for it dancing around in my head, but I don't feel like writing it right now. If it gets to long, I'll break it in to chapters. See ya' all later, gotta go listen to my favorite Nuclear Enema song, Too Many Roentgens in My Ass.